Pete Priscoe
Hey, Pete, do you happen to know the hours for the car wash around here?
The car wash is open.
Oh, it is? Great. Thanks for the tip!
That's what I say whenever the New England Patriots acquire a talent that has all kinds of issues.
What's that? No, no. Just wanted to know about the car wash. Gotta go, thanks!
There has to be a car wash outside the Patriots facility because the stink is always washed away.
Yeah ... I know where the car wash is...
Corey Dillon? Stink washed away.
Pete, really, I've got to go.
Randy Moss? Stink washed away -- for the most part.
For the most part? ... What's that supposed to mean?
Listen, I'm going to the car wash, Pete, the car wash. These are people you're talking about. Human beings.
On and on it goes.
Really? There's more? Shouldn't the union hear about this?
Now it's time to do the same with Albert Haynesworth.
You're starting to sound a little crazy, Pete. You can't be putting all these players through car washes. It's nuts.
"It won't hurt," said one coach when asked if he thought Belichik would help. "I think he will be fired up for at least one year."
It won't hurt? You're taking about putting players in car washes, Pete. That's got to hurt. I'm going to go tell someone about this. This can't continue.
The car wash is open.
Pete, why do you have that crazy look in your eye?
The car wash is open.
And what are you doing with that rope?
The car wash is open.
Get back! I mean it! STEP AWAY!
The car wash is open.
Pete? Pete!? OH DEAR GOD NO!!!
Want to bet the stink gets washed away?
AHHHHHHH!!!!
