Skip tweeted four-cents worth of NFL marriage advice today. Four cents! For free! That's almost a whole nickel!
How do you "avoid marrying" someone? It's not something you can just dodge matrix-style. "GET OUT OF THE WAY! MARRIAGE COMING THROUGH!" It's a marriage! A commitment between two people. You can't avoid really avoid it -- you just don't have one. He didn't "avoid marrying" her. He dumped her! After being engaged for three months! Great move, though.
One piece of advice for the new bride: Always lock the bathroom door. Always.
